dicey | ☣ 003

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How do people sleep well here without recuperacoons, anyway? Do your species not have nightmares or something?

[OOC: This post is audio because I figure not everyone wants her courier crap showing up on their flist, but anyone that's told me here that they don't mind her typing quirk will be getting her hiding behind text. If you reply to this and don't mind text responses, please let me know via that link! ♥]

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Yeah? [He's the most skeptical of skeptics right now.]

This isn't like "oh, bluh bluh, I had a scary dream". It's more like "every time I fall asleep I see killing and carnage and blood, hey, maybe I should do that in real life."

Sleeping in sopor slime suppresses that stuff!

Look. I get that the urge sucks, blahblahblah. But if you're gonna depend on some dumb cocoon-whatever to keep you from going insane, then you're screwed.

Learn to get over it.

Oh my god, stupid being so fucking dense!

You're not a troll, you don't get it, the end!

I don't have to get it. You have to get over it.

What part of this aren't you comprehending?

You do have to get it, and clearly you don't! You're just a stupid little whatever-species-you-are who's probably never seen anything bad in his life, much less a troll nightmare.

Wow, why am I even talking to you.

Probably because you're saying that if you fall asleep, your nightmares will turn you into a homicidal maniac. Not too many other people want to listen to that, y'know.

Fiiiiiiiirst of all, it'd take a really long time for it to get that bad. At first I just wouldn't sleep well, which would be annoying, but I can deal if I have to. And I kind of don't want to have to, because you need to sleep to be able to think straight and have quick reflexes and stuff! Duh.

Man, you know what would be great? If this place changed our species again and you were turned into a troll. It'd be pretty funny watching you have to deal with it!

It doesn't really matter how long it takes. You could be out of here in two days or stuck here for two years. Getting the picture now? I don't really care how much your nightmares suck, but there sure as hell aren't any cocoons here that take the bad dreams away, so like it or not, you're gonna have to find some way to deal with it. So get to finding.

What does it look like I'm doing with this PCD post, genius? I got the picture ages ago; that why I'm aaaaaaaasking what other species do. You are so dumb!

You're the one who won't stop whining.

Oh man, look at all this whining! I'm just drowning in it over here! "Hey, how do people sleep without recuperacoons" is just the whiniest question ever.

Give up, you can't troll to save your life.

Look, if I wanted to be like you guys, I'd do this.

[He switches over to type, muttering to himself as he does so.]

HAHAHA LOOK AT ME im not using any punctuation AND I capitalize weird things for no reason LOOK AT HOW COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL I AM i AM SO INTELLIGENT THAT I CALL BABIES GRUBS AND THEN GET UPSET WHEN PEOPLE CALL ME A BUG

[Switching back again.]

You wanna run away from your stupid, scary, bloody nightmares, go to the clinic and get some sleeping pills.

Wow, soooooooomeone's talked to Karkat! If his shitty trolling really offended you that much, take your own advice and grow a spine instead of taking it out on other people.

[and she switches over to text just to do this:]

[yup]

[He is honestly and truly just going to stick out his tongue and end the feed.]

[HEEEEEEEEY SHE LIKES TO BE THE ONE TO END THE CONVERSATION; SHE DIDN'T EVEN GET A QUIP IN THERE BAW]

[this is not over, shitty-trolling-guy]

[that is your new name btw hope you like it]

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