☣ 006 | audio | standard/hackable lock from all trolls

[dicey]

Oh man, I have just had the best time this past couple of days, what with being accused of murder and having assholes from the future show up and tell me that I'm supposed to be dead. Have you ever had that happen? It's so fun, let me tell you!

It is just.

So.

Fun.

But hey, I guess there are a few people who I'm okay with who I could talk to about this stuff, right? One of them even thinks I'm a pretty great person! So I can go out and troll her and-- oh wait no, she's been FUCKING KIDNAPPED.

I'm not dumb enough to go into details right here where everyone can see, but I seriously want to get this guy now! And I know a lot of you do too, so I'm joining one of your teams. I don't care whose. And the first person to go "but you're just a kid!" or "you'd slow us down" or "do you even have your weapons?" gets kicked in the face, because fuck you I'm doing this shit and you get to decide if it'll be the easy way or the hard way.

I'm coming for you, Madarasshole!

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[OOC: This post is audio because I figure not everyone wants her courier crap showing up on their flist, but anyone that's told me here that they don't mind her typing quirk will be getting her hiding behind text. If you reply to this and don't mind text responses, please let me know via that link! ♥]

Comments

[mister-hatter.livejournal.com]

Well, that all sounds very dramatic.

[eightshoutpoles.livejournal.com]

No kidding. It's a good thing I'm just the best at handling dramatic shit.

[mister-hatter.livejournal.com]

Because you've been left to 'handle' it?

[eightshoutpoles.livejournal.com]

Because I'm naturally talented!

[mister-hatter.livejournal.com]

I'm sore.

So, who's been abducted and why?

[eightshoutpoles.livejournal.com]

A bunch of people! It's all over the place.

[mister-hatter.livejournal.com]

I'll have to read the feed more closely.

[eightshoutpoles.livejournal.com]

Because I'm soooooooo helpful, I'll even tell you who did it! Some guy called Madara.

[mister-hatter.livejournal.com]

Tell me? Why is that particularly helpful?

[eightshoutpoles.livejournal.com]

Because it's his name? And it's easier to find out about people when you know their name? Duh!

[mister-hatter.livejournal.com]

Why would I want to find him?

[eightshoutpoles.livejournal.com]

I don't know, doesn't everyone these days?

[mister-hatter.livejournal.com]

Then I'll let them!

[eightshoutpoles.livejournal.com]

But youuuuuuuu don't care?

[population-ctrl.livejournal.com]

Calm down.

[eightshoutpoles.livejournal.com]

Shut up, I'm the calmest.

[population-ctrl.livejournal.com]

Just don't ruin the actual rescue efforts.

[eightshoutpoles.livejournal.com]

Fuck you, I'm eight times better than any of them anyway.

[population-ctrl.livejournal.com]

Are you. [Chuckle.] Then by all means, play the hero.

[eightshoutpoles.livejournal.com]

Who are you, anyway?

[population-ctrl.livejournal.com]

I'm Jean Louis Duroc. And you?

[eightshoutpoles.livejournal.com]

Marquise Spinneret Mindfang, awesome gamblignant and person who is totally capable of being a big hero .

[population-ctrl.livejournal.com]

Mademoiselle Mindfang, heroes shouldn't be so desperate to prove themselves.

[eightshoutpoles.livejournal.com]

Who's desperate? I'm just telling the truth.

[population-ctrl.livejournal.com]

You're being reckless.

[eightshoutpoles.livejournal.com]

Nope, I'm pretty sure I'm fine!