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[dicey]

[standard/hackable lock to "Rekhyt"]

You still looking for some people to fuck up?

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You know what's pretty great, Adstriiiiiiiingendum? Revenge! Against asswipes who deserve it! I guess being pulled here screw up people's thinkpans, because cleeeeeeeearly some people from my world have forgotten why you don't mess around with Vriska Serket. If anyone treats me like shit, I know how to deliver it back eightfold.

You know who you aaaaaaaare.

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>::::D

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[people are, of course, free to talk her out of doing something really stupid]

[OOC: This post is audio because I figure not everyone wants her courier crap showing up on their flist, but anyone that's told me here that they don't mind her typing quirk will be getting her hiding behind text. If you reply to this and don't mind text responses, please let me know via that link! ♥]

Comments

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[eightshoutpoles.livejournal.com]

Pretty cool, huh?

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[thelonegenin]

Yeah... Does it hurt?

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[eightshoutpoles.livejournal.com]

Not anymore! It hurt like a bitch when it first got blown out, though.

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[thelonegenin]

Blown out!?

What happened?!

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[eightshoutpoles.livejournal.com]

This bitch from my world got this guy to blow up an oracle I had.

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[thelonegenin]

... A whatnow?

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[eightshoutpoles.livejournal.com]

Oracle! Hold on.

[she digs around in one of the the bulging pockets of her jeans and pulls out a Magic 8-Ball]

Like this! The one I used to have was white and it worked a lot better than the black ones do, but I guess it'd be useless now even if it hadn't exploded in my face, because I needed my Vision Eightfold to use it.

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But if it hadn't exploded in my face, I'd still have my vision eightfold. Man! I got a tough break there.

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[thelonegenin]

[He's trying to follow, really he is - and when the Magic-8 ball comes out, it's suddenly that little bit easier to focus. Listening is much harder.]

How'd it blow up, though? Like-- did it just go poof, or-- was there like an explosive tag on it or somethin'?

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[eightshoutpoles.livejournal.com]

I don't really know how he did it! I just know it was Terezi's fault, and it took out my eye and arm.

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[thelonegenin]

Whoa-

That kinda sounds scary.

Did ya bleed a lot? How come you've got an arm? Wait-- did it just hurt your arm? Oh man, I've done that.

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[eightshoutpoles.livejournal.com]

[holds up her left arm]

I got a metal one, stupid. And yeah, there was blood everywhere! It took me forever to clean up; what a pain!

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[thelonegenin]

I ain't stupid, dattebay--oh.

Wow!? METAL? How does that work though? I mean it's gotta be your real arm inside it right?

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[eightshoutpoles.livejournal.com]

Nope! This guy made it. -- This guy who sucks.

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[thelonegenin]

But-- He made you an arm.

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[eightshoutpoles.livejournal.com]

Yeah, and then he was an asshole when I was paying him a completely nice and harmless visit!

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[thelonegenin]

... Oh.

That sounds kinda-- weird.

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[eightshoutpoles.livejournal.com]

He is weird! They both are.

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[thelonegenin]

Oh-- Are they here?

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[eightshoutpoles.livejournal.com]

Yeah.

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[thelonegenin]

Oh-- Is that okay?

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[eightshoutpoles.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty sure them disappearing off the face of the planet isn't really an option, so why does it matter whether or not it's okay?

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[thelonegenin]

Uh-- I dunno... I mean. Uh, for you? Or uh, somethin' I mean if it ain't...

Well, I guess it don't matter?

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[eightshoutpoles.livejournal.com]

That's right! I'm soooooooo above them, you have no idea. They don't even register on my radar!

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[thelonegenin]

Oh. Well, uh-- okay.

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[eightshoutpoles.livejournal.com]

Yeah!