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[Vriska's PCD is filming from the front lawn of Athel House! she doesn't exactly treat it with the utmost care, and so it just kind of got... tossed there when she was bored with it; she'd planned to retrieve it when she felt like using it again]

[Vriska can be seen exiting the house this fine morning (yes, trolls are nocturnal, but a) she's halfway adjusted to the sleep schedule of the rest of the city by now, and b) she's a kid, so staying up all day still strikes her as a cool and novel idea)-- and thanks to where she left her PCD last night, everyone is getting a great view of a big glop of rabbit guts falling off the roof and right onto her head]

[because, as it happens, the entire roof is covered with rabbit guts]

[Killuaaaaaaaa o9]


[OOC: Anyone that's told me here that they don't mind Vriska's typing quirk will be getting her hiding behind text. If you reply to this and don't mind text responses, please let me know via that link! ♥]
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[see Vriska sitting on a clinic bed, covered in burns and bandages and looking at the PCD with a grin that is probably a bit too self-satisfied for someone in her position]

Miss me, Adstringendum? Wait, don't bother saying anything; of course you did!

I guess I can give this place a hand. These clinic things really aren't that bad! If you get hurt on Alternia you're pretty much on your own, and it's not like I couldn't have handled this by myself, but maybe "medicine" and "doctors" aren't a completely pointless invention. But now that I can move, I'm leaving! I don't want anyone stealing my hive.

If anyone's tried while I've been gone, you'd better be prepared to be kicked out.
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juliet juliet julietjulietjuliet juuuuuuuulieeeeeeeet

[OOC: any replies from her will be audio or video]
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Does anyone here keep running into people from their planet who say they're from the future, and who tell you that you're supposed to be dead?




Hypothetically.

[OOC: This post is audio because I figure not everyone wants her courier crap showing up on their flist, but anyone that's told me here that they don't mind her typing quirk will be getting her hiding behind text. If you reply to this and don't mind text responses, please let me know via that link! ♥]
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standard/hackable lock to 'Rekhyt' )

You know what's pretty great, Adstriiiiiiiingendum? Revenge! Against asswipes who deserve it! I guess being pulled here screw up people's thinkpans, because cleeeeeeeearly some people from my world have forgotten why you don't mess around with Vriska Serket. If anyone treats me like shit, I know how to deliver it back eightfold.

You know who you aaaaaaaare.

[text]

>::::D

[/text]

[people are, of course, free to talk her out of doing something really stupid]

[OOC: This post is audio because I figure not everyone wants her courier crap showing up on their flist, but anyone that's told me here that they don't mind her typing quirk will be getting her hiding behind text. If you reply to this and don't mind text responses, please let me know via that link! ♥]
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No shitty, fake dreams today! I guess all you night-sleepers are going to be off the hook, too. And even better, after it got dark I went looking for more supplies, and I'm coming back with aaaaaaaall the loot!

[all the loot, in this case, appears to be a very large tub-like container filled with green slime that she's pushing in front of her, and... a big plastic bag overflowing with about fifty Magic 8-Balls that she's dragging behind her]

Look at all these oracles! I found a couple lying around, and so I spent a few hours digging around for more and came up with the rest. Getting this stuff back without being able to captchalogue it is going to suck, but it's worth it. Isn't it?

[Vriska reaches into the bag and pulls out one of the 8-Balls, shaking it and then peering at the answer window]

... "Signs point to no". Well, fuck you too, then!

[and she smashes it on the ground and continues on her way]
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[see Vriska]

[see Vriska lurking around about a hundred yards from the perimeter wall of the Inner City-- she's not approaching it or making any threatening movements, but she's definitely checking it out]

[her eyes are on the guards, so she's not paying as much attention to the ground as much as she should... which is made obvious when it suddenly falls out from under her, and she disappears with a surprised shriek and a loud thump]


FUCK!

[OOC: This post is video because I figure not everyone wants her courier crap showing up on their flist, but anyone that's told me here that they don't mind her typing quirk will be getting her hiding behind text. If you reply to this and don't mind text responses, please let me know via that link! ♥]
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Juuuuuuuulieeeeeeeet.

Are you there?

[OOC: This post is audio because I figure not everyone wants her courier crap showing up on their flist, but anyone that's told me here that they don't mind her typing quirk will be getting her hiding behind text. If you reply to this and don't mind text responses, please let me know via that link! ♥]
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Man, this place is just turning into Troll City lately! What with weirdo future Karkat having been stuck here for perigees, meeeeeeee coming in just before that whole place flooded, and our poor, misguided, confused, obviously brain-damaged Tavros showing up just a few days ago.

Okay, so maybe three isn't really a lot, but it's one fourth of our entire species these days so shut up.

Aaaaaaaanyway, you all should probably ignore those losers. No, you definitely should! Especially if they type in brown and don't make much sense and talk shit about me. They don't know anything about anything.

But enough about them! What the fuck is going on with everyone else? You all are acting like total idiots and while it's actually pretty hilarious to watch, I don't really get it, haha. Explain!

[OOC: This post is audio because I figure not everyone wants her courier crap showing up on their flist, but anyone that's told me here that they don't mind her typing quirk will be getting her hiding behind text. If you reply to this and don't mind text responses, please let me know via that link! ♥]
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[Vriska shows up on the video screen looking almost like her normal self-- horns, grey skin, ripped and ratty clothing, robot arm and eyepatch...]

[... oh yeah, and then there's the fact that she's completely submerged underwater and has sprouted gills to accommodate that]


Wow, okay, apparently soooooooomebody didn't get the news that I'm not actually a seadweller!

[she tugs on one of her new appendages with a grimace]

This shit had better not last too long! I mean, I guess it's no reeeeeeeeal inconvenience-- as a fully-leveled petticoat seagrift, I naturally spend so much time out at sea, you have no idea. I'm pretty much the best swimmer there is! I'd just rather be on the water instead of in it.




This would be so much better if I had a ship.

[OOC: This post is video because I figure not everyone wants her courier crap showing up on their flist, but anyone that's told me here that they don't mind her typing quirk will be getting her hiding behind text. If you reply to this and don't mind text responses, please let me know via that link! ♥]
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[good morning, Adstring! today you're being treated to a young girl's voice coming in over your PCDs, to the melodious tune of...]

Where the fuck am I?



Report in, assholes!

[... by "melodious" we meant crass and annoyed, of course]

[you're welcome]


[OOC: This post is audio because I figure not everyone wants her courier crap showing up on their flist, but anyone that's told me here that they don't mind her typing quirk will be getting her hiding behind text. If you reply to this and don't mind text responses, please let me know via that link! ♥]