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[Vriska's voice over the PCD is upbeat and confident-- ridiculously so, to the point that she sounds like she might be compensating for something]

[her overuse of elongated vowel sounds and enunciation of words with "eight" sounds in them-- even more so than usual-- probably lend credence to that theory, too]


Adstringenduuuuuuuum! If you're all done acting like cheery losers, your faaaaaaaavorite Marquise has a question for you.

What are the best places to live here? I waaaaaaaas staying with one of my hATEfriends from back home, but I'm starting to get a little sick of him! He's from some weeeeeeeeird future timeline and is all "bluh bluh, we have to stick together; we should live in the same hive; I want to keep an eye on you at all times", and fuck THAT. Besides, this other shithead from my world would probably be showing up aaaaaaaall the time, and he's an ungrATEful loser who isn't worth my attention.

So in short, I don't need those guys. There has to be a way I can get a place on my own. The adults here don't kill guardian-less kids, riiiiiiiight?

[OOC: This post is audio because I figure not everyone wants her courier crap showing up on their flist, but anyone that's told me here that they don't mind her typing quirk will be getting her hiding behind text. If you reply to this and don't mind text responses, please let me know via that link! ♥]
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Man, this place is just turning into Troll City lately! What with weirdo future Karkat having been stuck here for perigees, meeeeeeee coming in just before that whole place flooded, and our poor, misguided, confused, obviously brain-damaged Tavros showing up just a few days ago.

Okay, so maybe three isn't really a lot, but it's one fourth of our entire species these days so shut up.

Aaaaaaaanyway, you all should probably ignore those losers. No, you definitely should! Especially if they type in brown and don't make much sense and talk shit about me. They don't know anything about anything.

But enough about them! What the fuck is going on with everyone else? You all are acting like total idiots and while it's actually pretty hilarious to watch, I don't really get it, haha. Explain!

[OOC: This post is audio because I figure not everyone wants her courier crap showing up on their flist, but anyone that's told me here that they don't mind her typing quirk will be getting her hiding behind text. If you reply to this and don't mind text responses, please let me know via that link! ♥]