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[here's Vriska sitting in some corner somewhere, surrounded by pencil drawings she's been doing to pass the time-- most are of herself dressed up as a pirate, but there are some of randoms sigels that she copied from the ones painted on the walls of the basement (she has no idea of their significance, but she thinks they look cool), and a couple abstract-y ones that look a bit like lightning bolts]

So check it out-- I was going to write up a whole guide for you guys! That's right: What To Do When Your Planet Is Being Destroyed By Fire And Shit Raining Down From The Sky, by Vriska Serket. I think I wrote up about half of it after I found out that the Animus were serious about trying to kill all of us, but that was before it turned out that they were actually incredibly bad at it!

So anyway, change of plans. No more guide, but I'm still going to be incredibly magnanimous and offer up all the advice. Sure, maybe the fix we used to escape the meteors back on Alternia isn't really something that can apply here, but I'm still a huuuuuuuuge expert on surviving situations that go shithive maggots. Or just surviving in general.

Just try not to pile on too many questions at one time-- I'm sure you're all dying to hear my suggestions, but I ain't got all day! In addition to making some decorations for whenever I get back to my hive, I have a pretty sweet magic pot to cary stuff in, so I've actually been extremely busy collecting supplies! I've been doing water runs. Through the fire outside. And I haven't been seriously injured even once.

Yeah!
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[see Vriska sitting on a clinic bed, covered in burns and bandages and looking at the PCD with a grin that is probably a bit too self-satisfied for someone in her position]

Miss me, Adstringendum? Wait, don't bother saying anything; of course you did!

I guess I can give this place a hand. These clinic things really aren't that bad! If you get hurt on Alternia you're pretty much on your own, and it's not like I couldn't have handled this by myself, but maybe "medicine" and "doctors" aren't a completely pointless invention. But now that I can move, I'm leaving! I don't want anyone stealing my hive.

If anyone's tried while I've been gone, you'd better be prepared to be kicked out.
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Hey, asshole! I need to talk to you.

[OOC: This post is audio because I figure not everyone wants her courier crap showing up on their flist, but anyone that's told me here that they don't mind her typing quirk will be getting her hiding behind text. If you reply to this and don't mind text responses, please let me know via that link! ♥]
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[see Vriska]

[see Vriska lurking around about a hundred yards from the perimeter wall of the Inner City-- she's not approaching it or making any threatening movements, but she's definitely checking it out]

[her eyes are on the guards, so she's not paying as much attention to the ground as much as she should... which is made obvious when it suddenly falls out from under her, and she disappears with a surprised shriek and a loud thump]


FUCK!

[OOC: This post is video because I figure not everyone wants her courier crap showing up on their flist, but anyone that's told me here that they don't mind her typing quirk will be getting her hiding behind text. If you reply to this and don't mind text responses, please let me know via that link! ♥]
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[the video turns on to show Vriska staring straight at the screen, giving everyone a good shot of the world's hugest wibble]

This sucks...! I'm stuck in this huuuuuuuuge hive all by myself, with no friends or caretakers or lus-- parents, and I'm so scared and lonely! I'm just a kid; somebody's supposed to be taking care of me!

[she sniffles, swiping at the eye that isn't covered by her eyepatch]

And this city is really creepy! There are so many scary and powerful people. What if one of them attacked me? I'd never win! It's just so... so...

[sniffle, sniffle, sniffle... snort]

[another snort, and she covers her mouth, as if trying to hold something back-- tears, maybe?]

[she'll just keep staring at the camera, hand over her mouth with that puppy-dog look for an uncomfortably long time...]













[... before suddenly breaking into a huge grin and doubling over with laughter]


Oh man, that was hard to keep up! Of course I'm fine; the Animus skipped me over. Again! They must really like me or something!

[OOC: This post is video because I figure not everyone wants her courier crap showing up on their flist, but anyone that's told me here that they don't mind her typing quirk will be getting her hiding behind text. If you reply to this and don't mind text responses, please let me know via that link! ♥]
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Hey, city! If you have horns, grey skin, and don't remember aaaaaaaanything about where you come from, talk to me. I'm from your world, and since I do remember things, I can help you out and give you all kinds of important information!

[big toothy smirky grin 8)]

[OOC: This post is audio because I figure not everyone wants her courier crap showing up on their flist, but anyone that's told me here that they don't mind her typing quirk will be getting her hiding behind text. If you reply to this and don't mind text responses, please let me know via that link! ♥]