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[since trolls sleep during the day, this event hit Vriska a bit earlier than most-- she had her dream yesterday, then had it again today, then finally woke up in the middle of the day, unable to fall asleep again]

Haha, are you guys really all freaking out about this? Come oooooooon. It's obvious that it's just an event. I mean, I guess it could be real and the Animus have some kind of mass-hallucinatory thing over us and for some reason it's showing its cracks now, but--

[oh wait she's trying not to babble about her worries here, right]

-- But that's just dumb! Only a completely paranoid person would think it could be something like that. So everyone just shut up and stop whining about bad dreams! They can't do shit to you.

[OOC: This post is audio because I figure not everyone wants her courier crap showing up on their flist, but anyone that's told me here that they don't mind her typing quirk will be getting her hiding behind text. If you reply to this and don't mind text responses, please let me know via that link! ♥]
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[the video turns on to show Vriska staring straight at the screen, giving everyone a good shot of the world's hugest wibble]

This sucks...! I'm stuck in this huuuuuuuuge hive all by myself, with no friends or caretakers or lus-- parents, and I'm so scared and lonely! I'm just a kid; somebody's supposed to be taking care of me!

[she sniffles, swiping at the eye that isn't covered by her eyepatch]

And this city is really creepy! There are so many scary and powerful people. What if one of them attacked me? I'd never win! It's just so... so...

[sniffle, sniffle, sniffle... snort]

[another snort, and she covers her mouth, as if trying to hold something back-- tears, maybe?]

[she'll just keep staring at the camera, hand over her mouth with that puppy-dog look for an uncomfortably long time...]













[... before suddenly breaking into a huge grin and doubling over with laughter]


Oh man, that was hard to keep up! Of course I'm fine; the Animus skipped me over. Again! They must really like me or something!

[OOC: This post is video because I figure not everyone wants her courier crap showing up on their flist, but anyone that's told me here that they don't mind her typing quirk will be getting her hiding behind text. If you reply to this and don't mind text responses, please let me know via that link! ♥]
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[Vriska's voice over the PCD is upbeat and confident-- ridiculously so, to the point that she sounds like she might be compensating for something]

[her overuse of elongated vowel sounds and enunciation of words with "eight" sounds in them-- even more so than usual-- probably lend credence to that theory, too]


Adstringenduuuuuuuum! If you're all done acting like cheery losers, your faaaaaaaavorite Marquise has a question for you.

What are the best places to live here? I waaaaaaaas staying with one of my hATEfriends from back home, but I'm starting to get a little sick of him! He's from some weeeeeeeeird future timeline and is all "bluh bluh, we have to stick together; we should live in the same hive; I want to keep an eye on you at all times", and fuck THAT. Besides, this other shithead from my world would probably be showing up aaaaaaaall the time, and he's an ungrATEful loser who isn't worth my attention.

So in short, I don't need those guys. There has to be a way I can get a place on my own. The adults here don't kill guardian-less kids, riiiiiiiight?

[OOC: This post is audio because I figure not everyone wants her courier crap showing up on their flist, but anyone that's told me here that they don't mind her typing quirk will be getting her hiding behind text. If you reply to this and don't mind text responses, please let me know via that link! ♥]