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[dicey]

Man, this place is just turning into Troll City lately! What with weirdo future Karkat having been stuck here for perigees, meeeeeeee coming in just before that whole place flooded, and our poor, misguided, confused, obviously brain-damaged Tavros showing up just a few days ago.

Okay, so maybe three isn't really a lot, but it's one fourth of our entire species these days so shut up.

Aaaaaaaanyway, you all should probably ignore those losers. No, you definitely should! Especially if they type in brown and don't make much sense and talk shit about me. They don't know anything about anything.

But enough about them! What the fuck is going on with everyone else? You all are acting like total idiots and while it's actually pretty hilarious to watch, I don't really get it, haha. Explain!

[OOC: This post is audio because I figure not everyone wants her courier crap showing up on their flist, but anyone that's told me here that they don't mind her typing quirk will be getting her hiding behind text. If you reply to this and don't mind text responses, please let me know via that link! ♥]

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[Video]

[feel-nevermore.livejournal.com]

It's an event.

[Video]

[eightshoutpoles.livejournal.com]

That's what everyone called the water thing, right? I thiiiiiiiink this is a little smaller than that.

[Video]

[feel-nevermore.livejournal.com]

[Raven just shrugs.] Both are events. There's no standard for those.

[Video]

[eightshoutpoles.livejournal.com]

You should come up with different names for the smaller ones. Like mini-events.

[Video]

[feel-nevermore.livejournal.com]

Well you're free to call then as you like. If that makes more sense to you.

[Even if Raven fails to see the point, really.]

[Video]

[eightshoutpoles.livejournal.com]

I definitely will. What did you people do with yourselves before I came here, really!

[Video]

[feel-nevermore.livejournal.com]

[A soft snort.] Had we known about you, we'd certainly have asked the Animus to send us a... What are you exactly?

[Voice]

[suchatroll.livejournal.com]

He wasn't making much sense to you because it didn't happen yet for you. Seeing as it is out of the box by now, I'm not going to shuffle sideways around that. [Grouchy as always but, he's got voice on.]

[Voice]

[eightshoutpoles.livejournal.com]

And did you ever think that maybe he was just lying? Noooooooo, you had to jump on the "blame Vriska" show right away, without even asking me! So typical!

[Voice // Private // Unhackable]

[suchatroll.livejournal.com]

[He sighs because he wanted to keep this silent. But Tavros busted the door down.] I can tell this is going to be a joy to explain to you.

Eridan went shithive maggots, killed Feferi and Kanaya while doing something to Sollux.
I think he's blind, his eyes are dark and he wouldn't talk to me when he woke up. Just hogged the only communicator we had between us.
But then he's a shitty best friend and I expect that from him.
Gamzee lost it.
He's out of slime and faygo.
That whole Bard of Rage title isn't a joke. If it is one it's a horrorterror version of laughing with sick satifaction at our miserable failures and tossing the last straw on with their slithering masses.
Equius is on dealing with our 'I will make your bones my stardust' murdering shitbag of a clown.
I don't know what happened after that.
And while I'm dealing with that I got message from Terezi that you killed Tavros and she was with the body.
It might not be a thing that happens for you. For all I know our timeline is an offshoot.

Look, I'm giving you the benefit of the doubt. For all we know it could be Gamzee that did it. He started painting the walls with our blood. So I wouldn't put it past him to set something up for the sake of his dark messiahs that don't exist by the way.

But, Terezi never lies.

[Voice // Private // Unhackable]

[eightshoutpoles.livejournal.com]

You already told me most of this shit!

[the Tavros thing is a pretty important addition, though]

Anything else you decided to just leave out, oh brave leader?

[Voice // Private // Unhackable]

[suchatroll.livejournal.com]

It does good to repeat it! Maybe it will sink in finally.

[There's a pause.]

In the end we failed. We made the universe but didn't get to enter it. the humans from the other universe aren't at fault.

I don't know what is yet.

[Voice // Private // Unhackable]

[eightshoutpoles.livejournal.com]

What the fuck.

[...]

But hey, I figured out something you were wrong about.

[books-n-battle.livejournal.com]

That's probably the Animus messing with us again. Unless you mean the last few days, that was some people around here deciding it would be fun to mess with people's heads.

[eightshoutpoles.livejournal.com]

Wait, what about the last few days?

Do you show up as Mermione on Plurk?

[books-n-battle.livejournal.com]

There was a lot of violence and some people died. If you missed it, you're lucky.

yep, that's my display name!

[eightshoutpoles.livejournal.com]

Oh, with the Lucifer guy?

*Adds.*

[books-n-battle.livejournal.com]

I think so. I...wasn't exactly as focused on the networks as I usually am, though.

\o/

[eightshoutpoles.livejournal.com]

I was! I always pay attention when big things are going down.

[Video]

[capuletnomore]

[Juliet just beams at her.]

How wonderful that you have been reunited with your friends, Marquise! A most fortunate occurrence, and worthy of celebration. And mind not their teasing - often times, at home, teasing is meant as a sign of affection. I have seen it often among my cousins.

[She can't even be upset at the language tossed about. It barely registers in her mind.]

I am enjoying a lovely day today. I have my needlework and pleasant thoughts with which to occupy my time.

Oh! Have you spoken with Edward concerning the game? You had seemed most interested in it before. And now that all the unpleasantness has passed, perhaps you shall be able to play.

[Video]

[eightshoutpoles.livejournal.com]

[WOW JULIET that's a lot of cheeriness]

I haven't seen him yet! But I caaaaaaaan keep an eye out, or ask around, I guess.

[Video]

[capuletnomore]

[The event is amping up her usual cheeriness to 11.]

You should do so! I am certain he will welcome your interest. He was most eager to begin a game, when last he spoke of it. And if someone already knows how to play [She dips her head in respect.] it will go all the more smoothly and be all the more enjoyable!

You have been settling in well, I trust, Lady?

[Video]

[eightshoutpoles.livejournal.com]

I guess. This one guy showing up is really complicating things!

[Video]

[capuletnomore]

Your friend Tavros, of whom you spoke?

[She looks like her expression might falter for a moment, but she is back to smiling brightly before she realizes it.]

I am certain things will work out! Are your friends nobility as you are, Marquise?

[Video]

[eightshoutpoles.livejournal.com]

No way! Tavros is pretty low on the hemospectrum, and I don't even know what Karkat is.

The Tavros who's here is saying a lot of weird things, too. Soooooooo annoying!