dicey | ☣ 004

Man, this place is just turning into Troll City lately! What with weirdo future Karkat having been stuck here for perigees, meeeeeeee coming in just before that whole place flooded, and our poor, misguided, confused, obviously brain-damaged Tavros showing up just a few days ago.

Okay, so maybe three isn't really a lot, but it's one fourth of our entire species these days so shut up.

Aaaaaaaanyway, you all should probably ignore those losers. No, you definitely should! Especially if they type in brown and don't make much sense and talk shit about me. They don't know anything about anything.

But enough about them! What the fuck is going on with everyone else? You all are acting like total idiots and while it's actually pretty hilarious to watch, I don't really get it, haha. Explain!

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It does good to repeat it! Maybe it will sink in finally.

[There's a pause.]

In the end we failed. We made the universe but didn't get to enter it. the humans from the other universe aren't at fault.

I don't know what is yet.

What the fuck.

[...]

But hey, I figured out something you were wrong about.

And what was that?

Kanaya! You said she died, but you still heard from her in the future-- oooooooobviously she went God Tier! That's this thing I was learning about back on LOMAT. If you die in your Quest Cocoon, you basically become an unbeatable form of your dreamself that also happens to be immortal. It's pretty badass!

Edited 2011-08-23 23:16 (UTC)

[There's dead silence from his end. Just when it seems like he won't answer.] It doesn't change she died and I don't think it was a Godtier transformation - our planets got wiped out.

She said vampire and clarified with 'rainbow drinker'. I'm not sure I believe it and she's being cagey about the future.

... You mean those shitty books she reads?

You see why it is so utterly ridiculous that is even possible.

Exactly! Which is why she clearly went God Tier.

We won't know for sure until we get to that point.
Anyways, met the Prospitian?

Edited 2011-08-23 23:54 (UTC)

Here? No.

She has the white queen's ring. So she's not from our session but, even if she doesn't put the ring on, it is here.
There was some event where she was the new White Queen. The gist of things was some of us were altered, so we took a different path in a timeline.
That was her's.

You know how weird this all sounds, right?

It sounds crazy and I wouldn't believe it if I hadn't seen it myself.

And I definitely haven't! But I gueeeeeeeess I can consider believing you.

All the people smiling and being polite all the time is probably another event. [And he's not talking about the sea thing. He avoided everyone for a reason.]

Mini-event.

Guess what this is the sound of? No one caring.

Fine, be stuck with using the same dumb name for everything. See if I care!

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