dicey | ☣ 004

Man, this place is just turning into Troll City lately! What with weirdo future Karkat having been stuck here for perigees, meeeeeeee coming in just before that whole place flooded, and our poor, misguided, confused, obviously brain-damaged Tavros showing up just a few days ago.

Okay, so maybe three isn't really a lot, but it's one fourth of our entire species these days so shut up.

Aaaaaaaanyway, you all should probably ignore those losers. No, you definitely should! Especially if they type in brown and don't make much sense and talk shit about me. They don't know anything about anything.

But enough about them! What the fuck is going on with everyone else? You all are acting like total idiots and while it's actually pretty hilarious to watch, I don't really get it, haha. Explain!

[OOC: This post is audio because I figure not everyone wants her courier crap showing up on their flist, but anyone that's told me here that they don't mind her typing quirk will be getting her hiding behind text. If you reply to this and don't mind text responses, please let me know via that link! ♥]

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He wasn't making much sense to you because it didn't happen yet for you. Seeing as it is out of the box by now, I'm not going to shuffle sideways around that. [Grouchy as always but, he's got voice on.]

And did you ever think that maybe he was just lying? Noooooooo, you had to jump on the "blame Vriska" show right away, without even asking me! So typical!

[He sighs because he wanted to keep this silent. But Tavros busted the door down.] I can tell this is going to be a joy to explain to you.

Eridan went shithive maggots, killed Feferi and Kanaya while doing something to Sollux.
I think he's blind, his eyes are dark and he wouldn't talk to me when he woke up. Just hogged the only communicator we had between us.
But then he's a shitty best friend and I expect that from him.
Gamzee lost it.
He's out of slime and faygo.
That whole Bard of Rage title isn't a joke. If it is one it's a horrorterror version of laughing with sick satifaction at our miserable failures and tossing the last straw on with their slithering masses.
Equius is on dealing with our 'I will make your bones my stardust' murdering shitbag of a clown.
I don't know what happened after that.
And while I'm dealing with that I got message from Terezi that you killed Tavros and she was with the body.
It might not be a thing that happens for you. For all I know our timeline is an offshoot.

Look, I'm giving you the benefit of the doubt. For all we know it could be Gamzee that did it. He started painting the walls with our blood. So I wouldn't put it past him to set something up for the sake of his dark messiahs that don't exist by the way.

But, Terezi never lies.

Edited 2011-08-23 22:56 (UTC)

You already told me most of this shit!

[the Tavros thing is a pretty important addition, though]

Anything else you decided to just leave out, oh brave leader?

It does good to repeat it! Maybe it will sink in finally.

[There's a pause.]

In the end we failed. We made the universe but didn't get to enter it. the humans from the other universe aren't at fault.

I don't know what is yet.

What the fuck.

[...]

But hey, I figured out something you were wrong about.

And what was that?

Kanaya! You said she died, but you still heard from her in the future-- oooooooobviously she went God Tier! That's this thing I was learning about back on LOMAT. If you die in your Quest Cocoon, you basically become an unbeatable form of your dreamself that also happens to be immortal. It's pretty badass!

Edited 2011-08-23 23:16 (UTC)

[There's dead silence from his end. Just when it seems like he won't answer.] It doesn't change she died and I don't think it was a Godtier transformation - our planets got wiped out.

She said vampire and clarified with 'rainbow drinker'. I'm not sure I believe it and she's being cagey about the future.

... You mean those shitty books she reads?

You see why it is so utterly ridiculous that is even possible.

Exactly! Which is why she clearly went God Tier.

We won't know for sure until we get to that point.
Anyways, met the Prospitian?

Edited 2011-08-23 23:54 (UTC)

Here? No.

She has the white queen's ring. So she's not from our session but, even if she doesn't put the ring on, it is here.
There was some event where she was the new White Queen. The gist of things was some of us were altered, so we took a different path in a timeline.
That was her's.

You know how weird this all sounds, right?

It sounds crazy and I wouldn't believe it if I hadn't seen it myself.

And I definitely haven't! But I gueeeeeeeess I can consider believing you.

All the people smiling and being polite all the time is probably another event. [And he's not talking about the sea thing. He avoided everyone for a reason.]

Mini-event.

Guess what this is the sound of? No one caring.

Fine, be stuck with using the same dumb name for everything. See if I care!

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