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[Vriska shows up on the video screen looking almost like her normal self-- horns, grey skin, ripped and ratty clothing, robot arm and eyepatch...]

[... oh yeah, and then there's the fact that she's completely submerged underwater and has sprouted gills to accommodate that]


Wow, okay, apparently soooooooomebody didn't get the news that I'm not actually a seadweller!

[she tugs on one of her new appendages with a grimace]

This shit had better not last too long! I mean, I guess it's no reeeeeeeeal inconvenience-- as a fully-leveled petticoat seagrift, I naturally spend so much time out at sea, you have no idea. I'm pretty much the best swimmer there is! I'd just rather be on the water instead of in it.




This would be so much better if I had a ship.

[OOC: This post is video because I figure not everyone wants her courier crap showing up on their flist, but anyone that's told me here that they don't mind her typing quirk will be getting her hiding behind text. If you reply to this and don't mind text responses, please let me know via that link! ♥]