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[dicey]

[good morning, Adstring! today you're being treated to a young girl's voice coming in over your PCDs, to the melodious tune of...]

Where the fuck am I?



Report in, assholes!

[... by "melodious" we meant crass and annoyed, of course]

[you're welcome]

[OOC: This post is audio because I figure not everyone wants her courier crap showing up on their flist, but anyone that's told me here that they don't mind her typing quirk will be getting her hiding behind text. If you reply to this and don't mind text responses, please let me know via that link! ♥]

Comments

[Video]

[daath-vader.livejournal.com]

You're in Adstringendum.

[Video]

[eightshoutpoles.livejournal.com]

[... oh hey, you're not one of the assholes she was looking for]

[in fact, you're not an asshole she has ever even seen before]

[this is especially weird because all the other assholes are supposed to be dead]

[and also not weirdly-colored and hornless]





What.

[have a grey-skinned horned child (complete with ratty clothes and a metal arm) staring at you, Ion]

[Video]

[daath-vader.livejournal.com]

[Ion pretty much fails in every way to be anything she wanted. Go Ion? She gets stared at right back though. Never seen someone like her before!]

It's a little confusing at first, but it's a different world then your own.

[Video]

[eightshoutpoles.livejournal.com]

[okay, she can work with that-- this isn't the first time she's ended up on a different world, after all]

I bet you're expecting me to be really surprised, right? But joke's on you! I know aaaaaaaall about this stuff. I'm basically an expert by now!

So what part of the game is this?

[Video]

[verydistinct]

[What are you, little horned girl thing? When talking it's like he's sympathetic and trying to be helpful, but not completely sure of the situation.]

You likely won't get responses from familiar people. They say this place is called Adstringendum, though.

[Video]

[eightshoutpoles.livejournal.com]

So you're saying I was the only one taken from my session? Why?

[Video]

[verydistinct]

Afraid I don't know for sure. It just seems that all sorts of different people were taken here.

What do you mean by 'session'?

[Video]

[eightshoutpoles.livejournal.com]

[unimpressed grey-skinned girl with horns looking right back at you]

I've already gotten that answer! Twice. Now try to tell me something that's actually useful!

Like why no one here is a troll.

[fallenapple.livejournal.com]

[Have an equally delightful young lady with a tongue just shy of yours in crass.]

In hell. Get used to it.

I'd report in, but Billy's got that covered for me.

[audio]

[eightshoutpoles.livejournal.com]

I wasn't talking to you, stupid! I didn't know there were a bunch of other people here.

So what are you?

[audio]

[fallenapple.livejournal.com]

So ya just thought you were talking out into space, then? Sounds pretty dumb to me.

...

The hell you mean, what am I?

[video]

[hardcorecute.livejournal.com]

[Blink. Blink. Staaaaaaaaaaare.]

Those are really bad words.

[video]

[eightshoutpoles.livejournal.com]

[alien child peering back at you, Bubbles]

[she's not too shocked because she's a little more used to seeing non-trolls by now]

So?

Re: [video]

[hardcorecute.livejournal.com]

Ahhh! [She's not scared, no... just alarmed. She's seen someone who looked a lot like you and used just as many bad words! ...and yelled at her for saying they were bad!!!]

I'm sorry, Miss! I didn't know!

[video]

[sgtmajorjerk.livejournal.com]

Ku, ku, ku. [One Grade A Asshole, reporting in as requested.]

There's plenty of assholes in this place. Are you looking for any particular ones?

[video]

[eightshoutpoles.livejournal.com]

I was, but that was before I knew how many assholes there were here.

[video]

[sgtmajorjerk.livejournal.com]

It's a bit overwhelming, to be sure.

You're a... troll, I take it? There's another of your kind in this city, though I haven't actually spoken to him. He tends to keep to himself.

[ff_red_turk]

Who are you calling assholes?

[audio]

[eightshoutpoles.livejournal.com]

Who wants to know?

[ff_red_turk]

You insulted everyone first.

[Video]

[capuletnomore]

[Juliet looks horrified.]

Miss, please, such language! There are children here! I can understand if you are upset and disoriented from arriving into a strange place, but please be mindful that others may hear such unsuitable words.

[Video]

[eightshoutpoles.livejournal.com]

[there's a strange-looking kid staring back at her-- horns, grey skin, torn clothing, robot arm and eyepatch, lalala giving this description to everybody because her icons don't always match up]

So what? I'm a kid too!

[Video]

[capuletnomore]

[She stares a moment, not only because she's never seen another like this girl, but because she's trying to see exactly how young she is.]

Miss, there are five year old and seven year old girls present. They are of too young an age to hear such words. If in future, you would at least filter your speech away from them, it would be appreciated. One of them is my ward.

And ladies of any age should not use such language. It is unbecoming.