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[dicey]

[good morning, Adstring! today you're being treated to a young girl's voice coming in over your PCDs, to the melodious tune of...]

Where the fuck am I?



Report in, assholes!

[... by "melodious" we meant crass and annoyed, of course]

[you're welcome]

[OOC: This post is audio because I figure not everyone wants her courier crap showing up on their flist, but anyone that's told me here that they don't mind her typing quirk will be getting her hiding behind text. If you reply to this and don't mind text responses, please let me know via that link! ♥]

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[audio]

[fallenapple.livejournal.com]

[Not that she can see, but Kyoko is grinning.]

You wanna make that a bet?

[audio]

[eightshoutpoles.livejournal.com]

Hell yeah!

[audio]

[fallenapple.livejournal.com]

What're you putting up for the wager? We ain't got bills or coins here.

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[eightshoutpoles.livejournal.com]

I have allllllll kinds of shit in my sylladex (not that that matters, because I'll be the winner, and so I won't have to give you any of it). Let's see...

[there are some scuffling sounds]

[audio]

[eightshoutpoles.livejournal.com]

[THE SCUFFLING GETS LOUDER...]

[audio]

[eightshoutpoles.livejournal.com]

[and then finally:]

What.

The fuck.

Happened to my sylladex.

[audio]

[fallenapple.livejournal.com]

...

First things first- the hell's a sylladex?

[audio]

[eightshoutpoles.livejournal.com]

It's how I carry stuff, dumbass! Why the fuck can't I access it.

[audio]

[fallenapple.livejournal.com]

What, you lost your purse?

Told you- those damn animus dumped ya here. They probably took it.

Sucks to be you.

[audio]

[eightshoutpoles.livejournal.com]

I lost my sylladex.

[audio]

[fallenapple.livejournal.com]

You say sylladex, I say purse, 'kay?

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[eightshoutpoles.livejournal.com]

And I say can it. A sylladex is way better than a purse.

[audio]

[fallenapple.livejournal.com]

Whatever. You can't even prove that, 'cause you lost it.

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[eightshoutpoles.livejournal.com]

You can't lose a-- someone must have taken it!

[audio]

[fallenapple.livejournal.com]

Yeah, the animus did. Get that through your thick head.

[audio]

[eightshoutpoles.livejournal.com]

You don't get it, dumbass! You can't just take a sylladex.

Ughhhhhhhh, this sucks!

[audio]

[fallenapple.livejournal.com]

Apparently they can, idiot.

You're tellin' me? I've been in this shitty place for 5 months!

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[eightshoutpoles.livejournal.com]

You don't even know what a sylladex is, so whoooooooo's the idiot here?

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[fallenapple.livejournal.com]

You didn't know what the hell this place was until I laid it out for ya. You're the idiot.

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[eightshoutpoles.livejournal.com]

Oh woooooooow, someone who just got here doesn't know everything right away! Big surprise!