☣ 001 | audio

[dicey]

[good morning, Adstring! today you're being treated to a young girl's voice coming in over your PCDs, to the melodious tune of...]

Where the fuck am I?



Report in, assholes!

[... by "melodious" we meant crass and annoyed, of course]

[you're welcome]

[OOC: This post is audio because I figure not everyone wants her courier crap showing up on their flist, but anyone that's told me here that they don't mind her typing quirk will be getting her hiding behind text. If you reply to this and don't mind text responses, please let me know via that link! ♥]

Comments

[video]

[sgtmajorjerk.livejournal.com]

Ku, ku, ku. No, you're not. But you should be.

You're likely too simple-minded to realize it.

[video]

[eightshoutpoles.livejournal.com]

You wish! I'm the most impressed and the most awesome.

[video]

[sgtmajorjerk.livejournal.com]

Ku, ku, ku. Well. We'll just have to see about that.

What's your name, troll?

[video]

[eightshoutpoles.livejournal.com]

Marquise Spinneret Mindfang!

[::::)]

[video]

[sgtmajorjerk.livejournal.com]

Sergeant Major Kururu. It's a pleasure.

[video]

[eightshoutpoles.livejournal.com]

So whoooooooo did you say the other troll here was?

[video]

[sgtmajorjerk.livejournal.com]

I believe his name is "Karkat". Do you know him?

[video]

[eightshoutpoles.livejournal.com]

No shit! He's our "leader".

[video]

[sgtmajorjerk.livejournal.com]

Your leader, you say? Well, then. What kind of organization does he lead?

[video]

[eightshoutpoles.livejournal.com]

We're not really an organization. We're just the last trolls left alive.

[video] sorry for the delay! i played this video game and got moved to another world XD

[sgtmajorjerk.livejournal.com]

I see. What happened to the rest of the trolls?

[video] oh... kill some imps in my name k

[eightshoutpoles.livejournal.com]

Loooooooong story.