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Vriska Serket ([personal profile] dicey) wrote2012-01-09 12:31 am

☣ 019 | video/action for anyone taking shelter in Castiel and Jo's fortified basement

[here's Vriska sitting in some corner somewhere, surrounded by pencil drawings she's been doing to pass the time-- most are of herself dressed up as a pirate, but there are some of randoms sigels that she copied from the ones painted on the walls of the basement (she has no idea of their significance, but she thinks they look cool), and a couple abstract-y ones that look a bit like lightning bolts]

So check it out-- I was going to write up a whole guide for you guys! That's right: What To Do When Your Planet Is Being Destroyed By Fire And Shit Raining Down From The Sky, by Vriska Serket. I think I wrote up about half of it after I found out that the Animus were serious about trying to kill all of us, but that was before it turned out that they were actually incredibly bad at it!

So anyway, change of plans. No more guide, but I'm still going to be incredibly magnanimous and offer up all the advice. Sure, maybe the fix we used to escape the meteors back on Alternia isn't really something that can apply here, but I'm still a huuuuuuuuge expert on surviving situations that go shithive maggots. Or just surviving in general.

Just try not to pile on too many questions at one time-- I'm sure you're all dying to hear my suggestions, but I ain't got all day! In addition to making some decorations for whenever I get back to my hive, I have a pretty sweet magic pot to cary stuff in, so I've actually been extremely busy collecting supplies! I've been doing water runs. Through the fire outside. And I haven't been seriously injured even once.

Yeah!
bestestfurrend: (WTFFFF)

Video;

[personal profile] bestestfurrend 2012-01-09 10:43 am (UTC)(link)
Are you somewhere safe, Vriska??

...I don't think a guide will help when we lost the planet anyway!!

Video;

[identity profile] eightshoutpoles.livejournal.com 2012-01-09 03:48 pm (UTC)(link)
I wasn't talking about a guide for us, dumbshit. It was going to be a guide for people who'd never survived a doomsday scenario before and it was going to be amazing.
bestestfurrend: (Default)

Videol

[personal profile] bestestfurrend 2012-01-09 06:51 pm (UTC)(link)
I know that! But if we couldn't do anything to save Alternia then us writing a guide on what to do isn't the bestest of ideas beclaws we weren't furry good at it ourselves.

[identity profile] eightshoutpoles.livejournal.com 2012-01-09 07:09 pm (UTC)(link)
But we survived.
bestestfurrend: (nuh uh)

[personal profile] bestestfurrend 2012-01-09 07:14 pm (UTC)(link)
But it's like you said, that way wouldn't work here!

[identity profile] eightshoutpoles.livejournal.com 2012-01-09 07:21 pm (UTC)(link)
So my guide would have been about surviving in other ways!
bestestfurrend: (thinking up a new scene)

[personal profile] bestestfurrend 2012-01-09 07:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Liiike?

[identity profile] eightshoutpoles.livejournal.com 2012-01-09 07:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Like none of your business, Nepeta.
bestestfurrend: (grrawr)

[personal profile] bestestfurrend 2012-01-09 07:42 pm (UTC)(link)
I survived it too, I could help you write it!

[identity profile] eightshoutpoles.livejournal.com 2012-01-09 07:43 pm (UTC)(link)
But I'm not writing it anymore!
bestestfurrend: (and then I'll pawnce!)

[personal profile] bestestfurrend 2012-01-09 07:44 pm (UTC)(link)
We can write it afurter efurything is back to normal, fur people to read fur next time!

[identity profile] eightshoutpoles.livejournal.com 2012-01-09 07:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Poooooooointless. The world isn't actually ending, stupid!
bestestfurrend: (nooo my hood)

[personal profile] bestestfurrend 2012-01-09 07:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Not this time, but you nefur know when it might happen fur real!

[identity profile] eightshoutpoles.livejournal.com 2012-01-09 07:50 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll kill the Animus before that.
bestestfurrend: (STRONG)

[personal profile] bestestfurrend 2012-01-09 07:51 pm (UTC)(link)
You're not even all better furom the last time you got into a fight you couldn't handle!

[identity profile] eightshoutpoles.livejournal.com 2012-01-09 07:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Who says I couldn't handle it?
bestestfurrend: (nuh uh)

[personal profile] bestestfurrend 2012-01-09 07:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay okay you could handle it fine and it was just a fluke that you got hurt, okay??

Just don't get into more trouble purrlease.

[identity profile] eightshoutpoles.livejournal.com 2012-01-09 07:54 pm (UTC)(link)
What are you, my lusus?
bestestfurrend: (with a flick of my tail)

[personal profile] bestestfurrend 2012-01-09 07:56 pm (UTC)(link)
No, I'm your furrend.

[identity profile] eightshoutpoles.livejournal.com 2012-01-09 07:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Ohhhhhhhh Nepeta, guess what I'm doing right now. Guess!
bestestfurrend: (you never purray with me)

[personal profile] bestestfurrend 2012-01-09 08:02 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not guessing beclaws it's purrobably something mean or awful.

[identity profile] eightshoutpoles.livejournal.com 2012-01-09 08:02 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm going towards the door! I'm going to open it and stick my arm out! Oh noooooooo, what if I get burned?
bestestfurrend: (nuh uh)

[personal profile] bestestfurrend 2012-01-09 08:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Go ahead, it's your arm.

But I'm telling Equius not to fix it or make you a new one if you damage it that way.

[identity profile] eightshoutpoles.livejournal.com 2012-01-09 08:05 pm (UTC)(link)
What happened to "don't get hurt"?
bestestfurrend: (STRONG)

[personal profile] bestestfurrend 2012-01-09 08:08 pm (UTC)(link)
You're the one who's being stupid about it! I don't want you to get into trouble but of couuurse you take it all the wrong way and turn it into some kind of game! You're my furrend and I'll help you if you need it but if you think it's funny to do that on purpose I'm not going to do anything about it. So there. You have to learn not to play with people like that, Vriska!

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