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[dicey]

Okay, okay, I admit it! My hive burned down. Completely destroyed, along with my recuperacoon, most of my oracles, and a fuckton of other supplies. At first I was going to just camp out in that warehouse, but then I decided to do something else instead! And let me tell you, this new place? At least 800% less flammable. Man, what a great idea. Before that event, I had never really thought "Oh hey, maybe I should consider living somewhere that isn't so brazenly wooden". Just another thing to be prepared for, I guess!

I'll be sure to thank the Animus for the reality check after I kick their asses.

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Comments

[012420.livejournal.com]

[eightshoutpoles.livejournal.com]

Haven't you ever heard of exaggeration?

[012420.livejournal.com]

Yes but I do not see the point in it.

[eightshoutpoles.livejournal.com]

Sucks to be you, then!

[012420.livejournal.com]

I don't know why, I wasn't the one who had their home- er, hive burnt down.

[eightshoutpoles.livejournal.com]

But I also have a sense of humor.

[012420.livejournal.com]

...I do not understand most people's humour.

[As if that wasnt obvious already orz]

[eightshoutpoles.livejournal.com]

No kidding!

[012420.livejournal.com]

Is troll humor different to human humor? Do you tell jokes to each other? Pull pranks?

[eightshoutpoles.livejournal.com]

Yup! Why?

[012420.livejournal.com]

I don't understand jokes. And pranks seem pointless.

[Guess he wont be understanding troll humor either then!]

[eightshoutpoles.livejournal.com]

You sound like a total bore!

[012420.livejournal.com]

[Grumbles] Well I think like Gamzee and Equius better than you.

[eightshoutpoles.livejournal.com]

Hahahahaha, you like Equius? Seriously? I didn't think he willingly talked to humans!

[012420.livejournal.com]

He was more polite than you have been.

[eightshoutpoles.livejournal.com]

He thinks you're all inferior to him.

[012420.livejournal.com]

Well you sort of give that impression too?

[eightshoutpoles.livejournal.com]

Pleeeeeeeease, I don't give a shit about the hemospectrum or which species is the best. That stuff's for insecure douchebags!

I can think you're boring as shit without thinking that your species is inherently inferior.

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[012420.livejournal.com]

Oh. Right. I dont even know if that is a compliment or an insult or what.

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[eightshoutpoles.livejournal.com]

Both, I guess!

You get a feeeeeeeew extra points for the emote, though.

[012420.livejournal.com]

I am sorry I am not fun enough for you. I will try to be more fun?

[Not even sure how you do that, whatever Sai]

I like the different typing you trolls all do. It is fun.

[eightshoutpoles.livejournal.com]

[012420.livejournal.com]

[eightshoutpoles.livejournal.com]

[012420.livejournal.com]

[wait he is going to correct that]