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[dicey]

[Vriska's PCD is filming from the front lawn of Athel House! she doesn't exactly treat it with the utmost care, and so it just kind of got... tossed there when she was bored with it; she'd planned to retrieve it when she felt like using it again]

[Vriska can be seen exiting the house this fine morning (yes, trolls are nocturnal, but a) she's halfway adjusted to the sleep schedule of the rest of the city by now, and b) she's a kid, so staying up all day still strikes her as a cool and novel idea)-- and thanks to where she left her PCD last night, everyone is getting a great view of a big glop of rabbit guts falling off the roof and right onto her head]

[because, as it happens, the entire roof is covered with rabbit guts]

[Killuaaaaaaaa o9]

[OOC: Anyone that's told me here that they don't mind Vriska's typing quirk will be getting her hiding behind text. If you reply to this and don't mind text responses, please let me know via that link! ♥]

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[eightshoutpoles.livejournal.com]

[throws a rock at the window]

[equinerotica.livejournal.com]

[Sweaaaaa - what

Equius peers out the window and kind of freaks out. He slides the window open (almost breaking it in the process) and stares silently.]

[eightshoutpoles.livejournal.com]

[standing there, trying to look cool and suave]

Sup.

[equinerotica.livejournal.com]

[Oooh Miss Serket ooh

So suave, unlike this gibbering idiot that still has no idea what to make of the situation.]

H-Hey.

[eightshoutpoles.livejournal.com]

[she is glad that the suave is working, because in actuality it's just an act and she has absolutely no idea what she's doing]

So are you just going to stay up there forever or what?

[HAIRFLIP]

[equinerotica.livejournal.com]

[Dat hairflip]

[equinerotica.livejournal.com]

[And then he STRONGjumps down, still at a loss for words.]

[eightshoutpoles.livejournal.com]

Thaaaaaaaat's better!

[equinerotica.livejournal.com]

So... Since you decided to make the trip back, then..?

[eightshoutpoles.livejournal.com]

I just came to tell you that you're pretty disgusting, annoying, and loathsome!

[she doesn't actually know how black she feels for him, but that much at least is true]

[equinerotica.livejournal.com]

And you are a conceited, manipulative villain.

[eightshoutpoles.livejournal.com]

You're one of the biggest assholes I've ever met!

[equinerotica.livejournal.com]

No one thinks you are even an eighth as cool as you pretend!

[eightshoutpoles.livejournal.com]

[leans forward with a sneer]

Musclebeasts are gross.

[equinerotica.livejournal.com]

[He takes a STRONGstep forward.]

N-No, they represent an ideal of physical perf -

[Wait.]

Your arm was one of my easiest works. I put almost no thought into it.

[eightshoutpoles.livejournal.com]

[bursts out laughing at his slip-up]

Looks like I win!

[equinerotica.livejournal.com]

[Equius flushes blue at that.]

...I was not aware that was a game.

[eightshoutpoles.livejournal.com]

[hmmm what would Mindfang do in this situation]

[probably something completely age-inappropriate for a six-sweep-old]

[Vriska gives Equius an experimental shove]

[equinerotica.livejournal.com]

Did you just... Shove me?

[He looks like he wants to either punch or make out with her. It's kind of hard to tell which.

Trolls sure are weird!]

[eightshoutpoles.livejournal.com]

You got a problem with that?

[equinerotica.livejournal.com]

Yes!

[He returns the shove. He tries his best not to STRONGshove, but, well, pretty much anything Equius does is STRONG. Even if the city did seem to weaken him somewhat.]

[eightshoutpoles.livejournal.com]

[hits the side of the building]

[gets up and attempts to headbutt his stomach]

[equinerotica.livejournal.com]

[Bluh!

Okay he knows better than to flail randomly but hey he can totally manhandle that robot arm right?]

[eightshoutpoles.livejournal.com]

[that means she's the one who's flailing]

[equinerotica.livejournal.com]

[Eq is getting all the pap with none of the shoosh and not appreciating it very much.]

Stop - this - right now!