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[dicey]

Hey, this is Vriska! I'm ignoring my PCD right now. Leave me a message and if I like you enough, I'll get back to you!

Comments

[Audio]

[dicey]

No!

Re: [Audio]

[singinghuntress]

No~?

But you are refusing zhe knowledge I am willingly giving. It zeems to me zhe only option I haf left is to hunt you down.

[Audio]

[dicey]

I'll shoot you.

Re: [Audio]

[singinghuntress]

Not if I shoot you first.

[Audio]

[dicey]

I'll dodge!

Just leave me alone.

Re: [Audio]

[singinghuntress]

[Long pause then a soft snort.]

Fine.

I attempt to do zomething zhat vould help you in zhe long run und you refuse. I guess zhe only zhing I haf to do now iz sit back und laugh at you az you flounder zhrough zhis. Do not even zhink to come crying to me if you end up vith zome sort of disease.

[Audio]

[dicey]

Hey, hey, hey! Offering to help is one thing, but being a dick about it and threatening to maim me is another. If you had offered, maybe I would even have said yes!

Re: [Audio]

[singinghuntress]

Oh~? And If I offer now~?

[Audio]

[dicey]

... I'll think about it.

What kinds of diseases can you get?

Re: [Audio]

[singinghuntress]

Zhe terrible kinds zhat vill destroy your brain, make you itch, or slowly kill you in agonizing unpleasant vays.

[Audio]

[dicey]

Just from having sex? Yeah, right!

Re: [Audio]

[singinghuntress]

Fine don't believe me~.

Zhat is your choice.

[Click. Rip cuts the transmission moments later.]