☣ 002 | video

[dicey]

[Vriska shows up on the video screen looking almost like her normal self-- horns, grey skin, ripped and ratty clothing, robot arm and eyepatch...]

[... oh yeah, and then there's the fact that she's completely submerged underwater and has sprouted gills to accommodate that]

Wow, okay, apparently soooooooomebody didn't get the news that I'm not actually a seadweller!

[she tugs on one of her new appendages with a grimace]

This shit had better not last too long! I mean, I guess it's no reeeeeeeeal inconvenience-- as a fully-leveled petticoat seagrift, I naturally spend so much time out at sea, you have no idea. I'm pretty much the best swimmer there is! I'd just rather be on the water instead of in it.




This would be so much better if I had a ship.

[OOC: This post is video because I figure not everyone wants her courier crap showing up on their flist, but anyone that's told me here that they don't mind her typing quirk will be getting her hiding behind text. If you reply to this and don't mind text responses, please let me know via that link! ♥]

Comments

[eightshoutpoles.livejournal.com]

So weird.

[walkingtheweb.livejournal.com]

Many things are here.

[eightshoutpoles.livejournal.com]

No shit!

[walkingtheweb.livejournal.com]

Getting upset about them rarely helps. The Animus don't seem to care about our discomfort.

[eightshoutpoles.livejournal.com]

Not upset! Stop reading too far into my reactions.

[walkingtheweb.livejournal.com]

Considering the coarseness of your language, it seemed a reasonable assumption.

[eightshoutpoles.livejournal.com]

I always talk like this.

[walkingtheweb.livejournal.com]

Ah, I see. [The disapproval is evident in his tone]

[eightshoutpoles.livejournal.com]

Got a prooooooooblem?

[walkingtheweb.livejournal.com]

Such coarseness of language does not reflect well on you.

[eightshoutpoles.livejournal.com]

Whatever, I do what I want!

[walkingtheweb.livejournal.com]

Ah. Child.

[eightshoutpoles.livejournal.com]

I'm not that young.

[walkingtheweb.livejournal.com]

It's not a matter of physical age.

[eightshoutpoles.livejournal.com]

Yeah, and I don't act like a wiggler or anything.

[walkingtheweb.livejournal.com]

So you say.

[eightshoutpoles.livejournal.com]

Was that supposed to be a good comeback?

[walkingtheweb.livejournal.com]

It was a statement, not a 'comeback'. If you wish to be treated as a respectable adult, it is best to act as one. And coarse language and obvious arrogance makes you look either immature or extremely low class.

[eightshoutpoles.livejournal.com]

Oh maaaaaaaan, Equius would love you.