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[dicey]

Hey, this is Vriska! I'm ignoring my PCD right now. Leave me a message and if I like you enough, I'll get back to you!

Comments

[Audio]

[singinghuntress]

Cute kid.

But hanging up on me vill not prevent me from hunting you down az zoon as I am able to und hafing zhis talk.

[Though, it DOES strike her as funny she's having this talk with anyone.]

[Audio]

[dicey]

I might just kick your ass!

Re: [Audio]

[singinghuntress]

[There's a moments pause before Rip's laughing her ass off. Give her a few moments, that strikes her as hilarious. Onces she DOES calm down, ther's definitely humor in her voice.]

If I haf to, I vill shoot out both of your knees und force you into a chair. Zhen I vill stab daggers zhrough your hands to force you to remain in zhe chair vhile I go on explaining sex in every detail possible. I might even bring in visual aides to help me.

1/2; not here

[dicey]

[Audio]

[dicey]

Challenge accepted! You'll never catch me.

Re: [Audio]

[singinghuntress]

Ve vill see about zhat. You are forgetting I hunt for a living.

[Audio]

[dicey]

I'll shoot your eyes out so you won't be able to see me to find me.

Re: [Audio]

[singinghuntress]

[Snort.]

I know people zhat can heal injuries like zhat easily enough now. It iz not zhat big of a threat. Und besides, I can still smell.

[Audio]

[dicey]

Okay, then I'll shoot off your nose!

[...]

But this is all just hypothetical joking around, right? I mean, you don't actually want to break my legs and stab my hands just to make me listen to some lecture. Right?

Re: [Audio]

[singinghuntress]

It is only hypothetical if you do not run.

Run avay und all bets are off.

[Audio]

[dicey]

Come oooooooon, it's not that big a deal! You don't have to tell me about anything; I don't care! Why do you think it's your job to teach me about sex? It's ridiculous!

Re: [Audio]

[singinghuntress]

Vould you razher I asked Pitch to tell you? It vould be less awkvard if it vere me.

Besides, eventually you vill vant to do zhe horizontal tango und it vould be better if you understood exactly vat you are doing to begin vith.

[Audio]

[dicey]

Oh please, there's no way he would! And I don't want either of you to.

Re: [Audio]

[singinghuntress]

To bad. Smutty romance novels are hardly zhings zhat tell you vat you need to know.

[Audio]

[dicey]

You are also hardly the person to tell me what I need to know. I can figure things out for myself!

Re: [Audio]

[singinghuntress]

Hm.. It iz funny zhat I of all people vould be giving anyone zhis talk, but. Considering I know vat I am doing und you haf no clue, it iz simply imparting knowledge.

Again, I could convince Pitch to talk to you about zhis~.

[Audio]

[dicey]

Neither of you are giving me "this talk", period!

Re: [Audio]

[singinghuntress]

You know zhat iz not an option.

[Audio]

[dicey]

Actually, yeah, it is!

Re: [Audio]

[singinghuntress]

Zhen it looks like I need to go troll hunting.

[Audio]

[dicey]

No!

Re: [Audio]

[singinghuntress]

No~?

But you are refusing zhe knowledge I am willingly giving. It zeems to me zhe only option I haf left is to hunt you down.

[Audio]

[dicey]

I'll shoot you.

Re: [Audio]

[singinghuntress]

Not if I shoot you first.

[Audio]

[dicey]

I'll dodge!

Just leave me alone.