dicey: (and I'm ready to hope)
Vriska Serket ([personal profile] dicey) wrote2012-02-03 01:35 am
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dicey: (well what the hell)

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[personal profile] dicey 2013-08-16 07:50 am (UTC)(link)
Oh please, there's no way he would! And I don't want either of you to.
singinghuntress: (Right...)

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[personal profile] singinghuntress 2013-08-16 07:58 am (UTC)(link)
To bad. Smutty romance novels are hardly zhings zhat tell you vat you need to know.
dicey: (well what the hell)

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[personal profile] dicey 2013-08-16 03:43 pm (UTC)(link)
You are also hardly the person to tell me what I need to know. I can figure things out for myself!
singinghuntress: (Smirk)

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[personal profile] singinghuntress 2013-08-16 10:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Hm.. It iz funny zhat I of all people vould be giving anyone zhis talk, but. Considering I know vat I am doing und you haf no clue, it iz simply imparting knowledge.

Again, I could convince Pitch to talk to you about zhis~.
dicey: (shake it out‚ shake it out)

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[personal profile] dicey 2013-08-16 10:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Neither of you are giving me "this talk", period!
singinghuntress: (Red Hello)

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[personal profile] singinghuntress 2013-08-16 10:52 pm (UTC)(link)
You know zhat iz not an option.
dicey: (seems that I have been held)

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[personal profile] dicey 2013-08-16 10:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Actually, yeah, it is!
singinghuntress: (toothy grin)

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[personal profile] singinghuntress 2013-08-16 10:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Zhen it looks like I need to go troll hunting.
singinghuntress: (Smirk)

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[personal profile] singinghuntress 2013-08-16 11:01 pm (UTC)(link)
No~?

But you are refusing zhe knowledge I am willingly giving. It zeems to me zhe only option I haf left is to hunt you down.
dicey: (and I'm damned if I do)

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[personal profile] dicey 2013-08-16 11:01 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll shoot you.
singinghuntress: (Red Hello)

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[personal profile] singinghuntress 2013-08-17 07:10 am (UTC)(link)
Not if I shoot you first.
dicey: (and I'm damned if I do)

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[personal profile] dicey 2013-08-17 10:37 am (UTC)(link)
I'll dodge!

Just leave me alone.
singinghuntress: (back turned)

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[personal profile] singinghuntress 2013-08-17 07:16 pm (UTC)(link)
[Long pause then a soft snort.]

Fine.

I attempt to do zomething zhat vould help you in zhe long run und you refuse. I guess zhe only zhing I haf to do now iz sit back und laugh at you az you flounder zhrough zhis. Do not even zhink to come crying to me if you end up vith zome sort of disease.
dicey: (seems that I have been held)

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[personal profile] dicey 2013-08-17 07:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey, hey, hey! Offering to help is one thing, but being a dick about it and threatening to maim me is another. If you had offered, maybe I would even have said yes!
singinghuntress: (Red Hello)

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[personal profile] singinghuntress 2013-08-17 07:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh~? And If I offer now~?

dicey: (seems that I have been held)

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[personal profile] dicey 2013-08-17 07:24 pm (UTC)(link)
... I'll think about it.

What kinds of diseases can you get?
singinghuntress: (Smirk)

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[personal profile] singinghuntress 2013-08-17 07:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Zhe terrible kinds zhat vill destroy your brain, make you itch, or slowly kill you in agonizing unpleasant vays.
dicey: (here to relive your darkest moments)

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[personal profile] dicey 2013-08-17 07:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Just from having sex? Yeah, right!
singinghuntress: (Smirk)

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[personal profile] singinghuntress 2013-08-20 01:27 am (UTC)(link)
Fine don't believe me~.

Zhat is your choice.

[Click. Rip cuts the transmission moments later.]
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