dicey | ☣ 009 | audio | standard/hackable lock to Juliet Montague

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☣ 009 | audio | standard/hackable lock to Juliet Montague

Juuuuuuuulieeeeeeeet.

Are you there?

[OOC: This post is audio because I figure not everyone wants her courier crap showing up on their flist, but anyone that's told me here that they don't mind her typing quirk will be getting her hiding behind text. If you reply to this and don't mind text responses, please let me know via that link! ♥]

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Oh, him. I gueeeeeeeess I could take some time out of my busy schedule to talk to him.

[She smiles at that.]

You are welcome for dinner whenever is convenient for you, and the three of us may speak at leisure. I will be careful to call you by your title, should you decide to accept the invitation, so worry not on that count.

When do humans have dinner?

Humans dine in the early evening, but if that is not a suitable time for trolls, there is always breakfast or lunch - early morning and mid-day.

Early evening's fine! Trolls are usually asleep during the day.

[... but sometimes Vriska says up to troll people on the PCDs, because no one else here seems to be nocturnal]

Trolls are much like vampires in that regard, then. Spike often slept during the daytime. Have you found the blackout curtains helpful for sleeping through the daylight hours?

Curtains wouldn't be a bad idea! There's so much fucking sun on this planet.

What's a vampire?

The curtains that Spike used are upstairs in the largest of the bedrooms. I made certain to leave them, that you would have some decoration.

A vampire is one who cannot stand the sunlight - it will kill him. He lives in the night, and survives by drinking blood. Spike would drink the blood of animals he hunted in the wastes, and then bring the carcasses home for me to cook for my meals.

... A rainbow drinker?

Is that the term among trolls for one who drinks blood to live? It is quite a lovely phrase.

They're just myths.

Not here. Spike was one, and there are others here as well. Lord de Lioncourt and his friend.

Maaaaaaaan. Kanaya would love it here.

Kanaya? Someone from home who falls into one of your quadrants?

She's my moirail, and she's a paaaaaaaain. But I mean. She's okay. I guess.

[she bugs and nags Vriska, and it annoys her a lot, but she's also kind of maybe grateful for it sometimes]

Moirail? Is it like unto a lusus?

No way! Moirallegiance is pale romance. It's one of our quadrants, but it's really boring to explain.

Ah. I will make sense of your quadrants one day, Vriska.

Ask Karkat! He loves talking about stupid shit.

... Just don't talk to him about me.

Karkat is the talkative one among you, yes? The one who uses many words to say very little? He is most rude whenever I speak with him. I would rather not speak with him if I can help it. He takes delight in insulting those to whom he speaks.

I would not do such a thing, Vriska. You have asked for my confidence, and you have it.

That's a great description of him. So true! Man, he's such an asshole.

[She frowns slightly.]

That is the term he uses when he refers to you and the other trolls. That is part of why I think him rude. To convey such opinions in private is one thing, but to publicly ridicule you all as he does when he wishes to speak with you - unless the word does not carry negative connotation in the language of trolls, he is most inconsiderate.

[shrug!]

Everyone talks like that. He's annoying as fuck, but not because of how he talks.

I see. Such language is common in troll, then? It is not so among humans - at least not if one wishes to be polite. It is yet another difference in our two cultures. I shall attempt to keep it in mind.

Why do you care so much about being polite?

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