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[dicey]

Hey, this is Vriska! I'm ignoring my PCD right now. Leave me a message and if I like you enough, I'll get back to you!

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[dicey]

Good. Because he would hurt you.

[and now they're back on a more somber conversation topic, which she isn't so sure she wants right now]

-- So that blanket pile? When I say big, I mean big. Huge! I can climb into it and burrow down and you can't even tell I'm in there.

[combatking]

[He's about to retort that he wasn't about to go down alone, but as someone who frequently changes an uncomfortable topic through backtracking or the first thing that pips into his head, he catches the hint.]

Oh my gods, it's not a blanket pile, it's a blanket sea. That would be the greatest hiding spot in- [Let's not talk about Garden games. We just got off that subject..

Pausing a moment, he tries to remember the less lethal equivalent.] hide and seek!

[dicey]

[she would have approved of you not going down alone, Zell]

If I had anyone to play it with, I totally would use it.

[combatking]

[Zell would have approved of her approval.]

Welll.. there's plentyve people willing, I'm sure! The trick will be getting past the dogs and sneaking that many people into his house!

[dicey]

[granted, she doesn't Pitch to die or get hurt either, but she thinks standing by and not fighting back is dumb 100% of the time]

I'm not doing that! I'm a good roommate.

[combatking]

[It is ok. If they both die from Zell opening the ground to swallow them up into a firey abyss, then they'll both come back at the saaaaame time! It will be like they went on vacation together!]

Heh, yea that'd be a pretty horrible surprise. "By the way Pitch, every teenager and manchild in Adstring came over, hope you don't miiind." It'd probably cause a sorcereress war or something.

[dicey]

[no no bad idea]

Yeah, and get me barred from the place forever.

[combatking]

[Yeaa.. it would be the worst romance novel ever. A newly blossomed.. something.. between a boy and an ancient being. At first they hated eachother, but then after spending several nights on a deserted island.. they despised eachother. It will be called.. Pitching a Tent. Paperback only. $4.99]

Or at least for a couple weeks while he cooled off!

[dicey]

[screams]

I don't know, I think something like that might earn me a permanent ban.

[combatking]

[I know baby, i know. Don't let the fire burn.]

It's ok, we won't have the hypothetical breaking and entering. You won't have to worry!

[dicey]

At least nothing that's instigated by me, anyway.

[combatking]

[He quirks an inquisitive brow. Was that hinting?]

Don't worry, I won't either. I'm trying to keep the peace, remember?

[dicey]

I didn't say you weren't!

[combatking]

Goooood, because I am. I figure all of Adstring being dumped into a firey carnage of nightmares and death sounds like an awwwwful way to go..

[dicey]

Man, I can totally see him trying it, too.

[combatking]

Then I shant be the one to instigate! I'll leave that to someone else an' just sit on the sidelines an' shake my head disapprovingly.

[dicey]

You don't want to kick ass?

[combatking]

Is that a trick question!? After I was done disapproving, I would be out there in the field so fast!

[dicey]

And then the whole city turns into a battleground! Yeah!

[combatking]

Aw man, then we havw to pick sides don't we? Auuuugh.

[dicey]

Nah. I won't.

[combatking]

Augh we had a riot in Garden once, an' we seriously came back from some pretty horrible shit JUST IN TIME for the Faculty to start trying to force everyone to pick sides. The asses let all the monsters out of the training ground an' Squall, Quistis an' I are just standing a moment.. wondering how we left for 3 days an' all hell breaks loose!

[dicey]

Welllll, I'd pick Hanna's side if I was forced. I mean, he's my moirail.

[combatking]

I'd have to know what the sides were. Unless there were no sides an' everyone was just goin' mad. ... this subject got dark fast! [There was a trend in their conversatuons it seemed, where they went from 0 to DARK in less than 10 seconds. It was definitely something he was more amused by than not.]

[dicey]

Well, okay, yeah. If Hanna was doing something unjustified or over the top it'd be my job to stop him!

[and she feels like she's failed at that in the past]

So maybe I wouldn't be on his side literally. But I still would be figuratively, you know?