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[dicey]

Hey, this is Vriska! I'm ignoring my PCD right now. Leave me a message and if I like you enough, I'll get back to you!

Comments

[dicey]

For the fur and stuff?

[combatking]

Yea, for blankets an' stuff. I'm not his personal hitman yettt. [Shrug.]

[dicey]

Can you make me some extra blankets?

[combatking]

Sure! Any preference on the creature? Like patterns, texture, that sorta thing!

..I don't recommend hellcats at alllll.

[dicey]

I don't know. I'll probably end up trying to cover it with cloth or something, especially if I'm putting it on me and Hanna's bed.

[combatking]

[He chuckles.] But it would make your bed look so dangerous and exotic!

Ok though, if it's not gonna be showing ill just go for warmest looking creature. [Something shaggy!]

[dicey]

Good!

I should ask Pitch where he finds his stuff, too. He has this huge pile of blankets and pillows in the middle of his living room.

[combatking]

That's random, doesn't he not sleep or do sleepovers? Why would he stockpile that kindve stuff?

[dicey]

I don't know, because it's the most comfortable thing ever?

[combatking]

Oh riiight. Sorry it's hard to imagine him wanting comfort and not just skirting around the rafters hissing.

[dicey]

Who doesn't like comfy stuff? Comfy stuff is great.

[combatking]

True enough! Its just weird! So when's he gonna randomly pick up a puppy?

[dicey]

[... not mentioning the hellhound puppies, nope]

Zellll. I told you, he's not a softie. Don't underestimate the guy; it's dangerous.

[combatking]

Oh, I know he's not, don't think I haven't been watching sometimes! It's just weird seeing him do things that don't involve threats or boosting his fearmonger image. Trust me, I can see how dangerous he is, but trust me, I've dealt with similar people. I'm not gonna go step on his toes anytime soon.

[Not that it's usually clear where his toes ARE half the time.]

[dicey]

Good. Because he would hurt you.

[and now they're back on a more somber conversation topic, which she isn't so sure she wants right now]

-- So that blanket pile? When I say big, I mean big. Huge! I can climb into it and burrow down and you can't even tell I'm in there.

[combatking]

[He's about to retort that he wasn't about to go down alone, but as someone who frequently changes an uncomfortable topic through backtracking or the first thing that pips into his head, he catches the hint.]

Oh my gods, it's not a blanket pile, it's a blanket sea. That would be the greatest hiding spot in- [Let's not talk about Garden games. We just got off that subject..

Pausing a moment, he tries to remember the less lethal equivalent.] hide and seek!

[dicey]

[she would have approved of you not going down alone, Zell]

If I had anyone to play it with, I totally would use it.

[combatking]

[Zell would have approved of her approval.]

Welll.. there's plentyve people willing, I'm sure! The trick will be getting past the dogs and sneaking that many people into his house!

[dicey]

[granted, she doesn't Pitch to die or get hurt either, but she thinks standing by and not fighting back is dumb 100% of the time]

I'm not doing that! I'm a good roommate.

[combatking]

[It is ok. If they both die from Zell opening the ground to swallow them up into a firey abyss, then they'll both come back at the saaaaame time! It will be like they went on vacation together!]

Heh, yea that'd be a pretty horrible surprise. "By the way Pitch, every teenager and manchild in Adstring came over, hope you don't miiind." It'd probably cause a sorcereress war or something.

[dicey]

[no no bad idea]

Yeah, and get me barred from the place forever.

[combatking]

[Yeaa.. it would be the worst romance novel ever. A newly blossomed.. something.. between a boy and an ancient being. At first they hated eachother, but then after spending several nights on a deserted island.. they despised eachother. It will be called.. Pitching a Tent. Paperback only. $4.99]

Or at least for a couple weeks while he cooled off!

[dicey]

[screams]

I don't know, I think something like that might earn me a permanent ban.

[combatking]

[I know baby, i know. Don't let the fire burn.]

It's ok, we won't have the hypothetical breaking and entering. You won't have to worry!

[dicey]

At least nothing that's instigated by me, anyway.