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[dicey]

Hey, this is Vriska! I'm ignoring my PCD right now. Leave me a message and if I like you enough, I'll get back to you!

Comments

[dicey]

... You didn't seriously think I was going to break up with Hanna and get together with him, did you?

[combatking]

No.. I forgot about the Quadrants.. [Most Perceptive Boyfriend heeeere]

[dicey]

You didn't think I was going to get together with him in some other way, did you?

[combatking]

OH MY GODS NO, EW. [That.. came out a little louder than he'd wanted. He wiped ththat momentary cringing look off his face and recomposed.] I mean.. no..

[dicey]

Good!

[combatking]

Great.. [Just gonna be over here, mentally throwing up.]

[dicey]

It was a reasonable question! You were acting all weird, and a while ago Lea thought I had a thing for him.

[combatking]

Eww really? Gross. But yea.. I can see how that's a reasonable question.[Just a nausea inducing one. Find a different subject. Dont think of the 10ft Event. BY GODS FIND ANOTHER SUBJECT.]

Soo.. have you ever seen any Squid other than the one in the lake?

[Great subject change!]

[dicey]

No. I mean, they kind of have to be in water. Where else would I see them?

[combatking]

Any large body of water in your world? We'd see 'em on the beach lining my house all the time. Well not all the time, but a lot of times, so you had to be kindve careful sometimes. Uuuugh, but they could also float, so every now an' then, they'd float on to land an' get lost.

[dicey]

Oh, I thought you meant here.

[combatking]

Ohhh. Sorry. ..I'm kinda glad there's only one here. The deal the Squid an' i have going is kindve a big enough job with just the one..

[dicey]

Deal? What deal?

[combatking]

Rose helped me make a deal with the Squid. I bring it fish, and she won't eat me, and will allow me to mess around in the lake.

[dicey]

Which Rose?

[combatking]

Blonde gal, purple eyes. Eloquent, does magic.. she was reading a book with a bunchve rainbow sheep. ...I think her name was Rose..

[dicey]

Oh man, I was wondering if you meant here! Rose Lalonde. Kanaya's girlfriend.

[combatking]

Oh! Who's Kanaya? I don't think I've met her yet. But yea, Rose seemed nice. I think I pissed her off at first when I didn't start with formalities though.

[dicey]

She's the other troll here.

Rose isn't bad, but she can be annoying as fuck, so watch out!

[combatking]

There's another one!? Wow.. weird yea, I've never seen her. Guess we just keep missing eachother or somethin'.

Heh, annoying in what way? Is she super calculating?

[dicey]

Kind of! She used to date John and she managed to cheat on him with Kanaya, like, three times and every time convinced him to take her back. It was impressively devious!

But mostly she's annoying because she's a pain-in-the-ass know-it-all who doesn't actually know shit.

[combatking]

Three times.. with the same person.. how the heck did she convince him!? An' then she left him for the SAME person??

[Ok, he could be a total gossip at times.]

[dicey]

I don't know! John is way too gullible.

[combatking]

Or way too forgiving..

[John seemed super nice. That sucked he got played.]

[dicey]

Or both!

Anyway, how did she do the squid thing?